| Ten reasons why it’s easier to hire Shleppers |
| 1 |
You’ve
just had a manicure and couldn’t possibly lift a thing |
| 2 |
Your
idea of a workout is not blindly carrying a sofa on your head
up five flights of stairs while your significant other screams
directions. |
| 3 |
Counseling
is far more expensive |
| 4 |
Between
monumental back cracks, your chiropractor drones on about the
dangers of lifting -like you need to hear it again! |
| 5 |
One
more parking fine and you’re likely to collapse in a heap
at the feet of an annoyingly obstinate meter-person and beg
for mercy. |
| 6 |
Your
friends have suddenly acquired mysterious ailments and are not
available on the day of your move. Some have fled the country. |
| 7 |
Exhausted,
disheveled, aged, dirty and irritated are not your preferred
states of being. |
| 8 |
Your
rental truck will inevitably breakdown at the lights on Lexington
during rush hour, overheat, run over nails or be a manual stick
shift *shock horror. |
| 9 |
Dust
mites are evil unless you understand their psychological makeup
like Shleppers movers do. |
| 10 |
Shleppers
movers won’t scare pets or children and do their best
to make sure your move proceeds without a hitch! |